I was forced to watch the X-Factor by an old army mate a few weeks ago. Yes, forced. He plied me with alcohol and made me sit in front of his enormous TV to watch his favourite programme. I didn't want to, but sort of got hooked.
Normally I view the whole concept of the show as fake as plastic mink and I just want to throw a fucking something at the telly. I've got nothing against Simon Cowell personally apart from his too smug smugness, but I can't be arsed with the shit he plans so intricately and the pseudo-hysteria that surrounds it. It's celebrity centred bollocks and the acts just play second fiddle.
Jedward rocked the boat, which made the X-Factor slightly interesting, but it raged against the machine and Simon made the decision to choose the final loser. I hear he fucked up tonight and was beaten to number one by facebook and...er...some group I've never heard of.
A small issue here Tommy, he manages Rage against the machine!
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell manages Rage Against the Machine?
ReplyDeleteYep, and Hitler lives on the moon with Princess Diana and Robert Maxwell.
Ha, I love how the Internet is the source of all things inaccurate, yet taken as gospel.