Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

Some say he has Jeremy Clarksoned his way to becoming Jeremy Clarkson. And that  his Jeremy Clarkson was once, well let's just say, Jeremy Clarksoned.  No, seriously. Jeremy Clarkson is the Jeremy Clarkson of Jeremy Clarksoness. It is without doubt that not even Jeremy Clarkson himself could out Jeremy Clarkson himself. He is that Jeremy Clarkson.

It would be quite un-Jeremy Clarkson to suggest otherwise, unless, of course, you are Jeremy Clarkson, which you are, probably, not. Put it this way. Jeremy Clarkson is as Jeremy Clarkson as Jeremy Clarkson would be to a... Yes, you've guessed, Jeremy Clarkson.

I know what I mean? Jeremy Clarkson would too, because being Jeremy Clarkson, he would, wouldn't he. In conclusion, as Jeremy Clarkson would, probably, say, "Yes! Jeremy Clarkson is Jeremy Clarkson!"

Oh and don't forget the other two. Whoever they are.


Fuck off Clarkson!