I don't want super poking, friend hugging, sketching, kidnapping or being fucking owned by anyone.
I don't care about my horoscope, tarot reading, whether I have good karma, want a guardian angel, a soul mate or what my fucking name is in Japanese.
I have absolutely no interest in sending hearts, smileys, angels, flowers, drinks or collecting ribbons, lollipops, kisses and cuddly fucking teddy bears.
I can't be arsed to play mafia wars, mob wars, dragon wars, vampire wars, space wars or the fucking Dot Game.
I have no use for a a virtual farm, zoo, theme park, fish tank or fucking pet puppy.
And I haven't got the time for flinging food, a water gun fight, a pillow fight or launching a fucking sheep.
Right, fuck off, I'm busy!
Want to create a social networking site with NONE of that crap then? You do the design and marketing, I'll code it!
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